Day 10: Meeting Bruce

Today we had the priviledge of meeting Bruce. Bruce must be the primal Bruce - the one after which all subsequent Bruces were named and the person everyone has in mind when they think of Bruce. 

Bruce is wild. Or rather, he looks like someone who could tame a wild beast and survive in the Outback at least 7 times longer than a James. He is at least 6ft 2" tall, with red curly hair, a slight beard, and the face of one who has weathered many blazing hot Australian summers. He also happened to be our guide on a 4x4 trip around the northern part of Moreton island. 

The trip itself was quite an enlightening experience. Particularly since my expectations were of an island trip in one of the most developed countries in the world. Somehow, I managed to overlook the fact that this country also has one of the largest uncultivated, unconquered and hugely unpopulated spaces!! 

The whole continent cultivation only balances on the very edges with large cities and civilisation. (Although it is markedly heavier on the Eastern side.)

The 4-hour long trip along sand roads, through two small townships and hours of driving through seemingly undisturbed island reminded me of that. Australia is a place of contrast. First-world civilisation vs Outback. 

Sydney Opera House vs outlaw Ned Kelly. 

You are mostly allowed to drive on the beach, provided you stay within the speed limits (which are always well-indicated, and enforced by the beach Police!)

You can loose you driver's license for driving over the alcohol-limit, but if you live on an island, no-one raises an eyebrow if you open a can of beer when driving. Except of course tourists, craning their necks to verify they ARE in fact seeing a friendly local driving past with a BEER in hand!

My conclusion then on Moreton Island: if you expect lofty hotel foyers, rows of beach chairs, colourful umbrellas, waiters bringing exotic cocktails at the raise of a finger, and delectable cuisine you might be sorely disappointed. However,  if you bring a 4x4, snorkeling/scuba gear, a boat of some sort, a hat, and plenty sunscreen lotion.... it is an ideal destination. And of course, if you like historic lighthouses!

The lighthouse on the northern point of Moreton Island